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Iowa Wins Lottery for SP García Monday, January 20th, 2059 Crop Circles officials presented Javier García to members of the local print media today as their new starting pitcher. The deal, worth $100,000,000, guarantees the 28-year-old a home in Iowa for 7 years. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential. So far in his career García has 76 wins and 87 losses and a 3.99 ERA. |
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