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Leal in Custody Battle Over Beloved Pet Saturday, May 12th, 2040 Orlando Rum Runners's closer, Edgardo Leal, is locked in an ugly custody battle for his iguana. Police were recently called to his house after he came home to discover it had been 'petnapped'. He and his ex-girlfriend have been trading increasingly insulting barbs through the media at one another since their break-up and Leal filed a police report and petitioned the court to order the pet be returned. "She was always a bit of a loose cannon," said Orlando Rum Runners teammate, Juan Sánchez. "But it is pretty surprising she would kidnap his pet. That's pretty low, even for her. Besides, she hated that thing." |
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