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The Case of the Missing Star's Batting Gloves Thursday, June 23rd, 2061 After a poor start to the season, St. Paul Bearers' Adhamh Bintang insists that the fault for the bad start lies neither in his stars or with him. Instead, he places the blame solely on a missing pair of lucky, old, and crusty batting gloves. Said Bintang, "I've had them since college and I have no idea why someone would even want to steal them. Seriously, they stink but I need them back or I'll probably never get a hit again." So for now, a mystery hangs over the gloves and Bintang's missing stroke. It is doubtless that fans of the first place Bearers are likely hoping the gloves and their center fielder's stroke are found soon. |
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