 |
|
|
Mashers SP, John Shanks, Gets Uncommon Disease Thursday, December 19th, 2058 In an odd turn of events, John Shanks has been diagnosed with hand, foot, and mouth disease after attending a children's baseball camp this past weekend. After meeting with Mashers's trainers, and his personal physician, the diagnosis was confirmed, and shared with the media. When asked about the diagnosis, Shanks replied "I literally didn't even know that was a thing humans could get." It is not serious, but will sideline Shanks for a week or two. |
|
